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Break Up Letter

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Dear Yahoo!,

Today I decided to delete my account with you. Boy, I can't believe I've been with you for decades! But it's time for me to let you go. You've been a good provider, but everything changes. I fell out of love over the past years yet you tried everything to please me, even changing your logo. No, I didn't like it. I love the old logo.


So I finally made the decision to break up with you. But I see you're still giving me a hard time with those captcha. You know how my eyes hurt looking at these jumbling letters, you know my weakness. But still, my desire to break my ties with you prevailed.


Yet after I clicked that 'Terminate' button you were sort of blackmailing me? Telling me that some of my information won't be deleted? Wow, you know what? I don't care. I'm free now. I'm done with you. Toodles.